"Traditionally unorthodox, twisted beer."  You think?  See, this is just what happens when you find yourself 'testing' the hops at various establishments.  I was in one of our well known local breweries recently and a guy notices my shirt, comes up and asks, "So, where's Deviant Brewery?"  I just smiled and said, "I can't tell you."  He had a pretty good laugh, and so did I.

If you'd like to let your beer drinking friends believe there's another brewery in your town they don't know about, you better order one pronto.  Cheers!